It's the module all producers and sound designers have been waiting for! Everybody knows that the sound department is responsible for incalculable quantities such as "fun" or "excitement" or "dynamics" or "blue" during a show, and now all the controls to make your show that much better are at your fingertips with the revolutionary Producer Module.

Why wait for expensive and time-consuming copyists to write new arrangements? Just turn the "Orchestrations" pot to "Full" and viola! a full orchestration! Similar pots control choreography, lighting, automation, musician performance, singer/dancer performance, the levity of jokes, and overall energy of the show.

However, this control does not come without a price. Credit-Warning Indicator lights adjacent to each potentiometer alert you or the producers to impending credit failure, but a convenient credit/debit card reader is built-in to the module, allowing producers to throw money into the console in order to improve the show itself.

At the top of the module are buttons that all producers love to push— you can even invite your choreographer, dance arranger, music director, or director up to the console to make the show Better, Louder, and/or Faster!

Lowest on the module is the Master Show Control section, capable of reducing or increasing the overall quality of the show. Is it a Wednesday matinée with blue-hairs from Long Island (or Kent) in the audience? Turn the show down and save the Really Good Show for use on a Saturday night! Is it time for critics? Adjust the critics section to psychoacoustically influence them for a favorable review!
(Amplitude/Frequency modulation synthesis processor with logarithmic endorphin release used in the Critics Master Show Control signal path requires a credit card with at least $10,000 (or ¤10,000) available credit).